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OUT OF CHARACTER:
Name/Handle: Caitlin
Contact: letter by owl
Reference: yo mama

IN-CHARACTER:
Character name: Peter Parker
Character journal: blabbering
Series name: The Amazing Spider-Man
Canon notes: anything that wasn't that trainwreck of the second movie because jesus fuck

History: obligatory tragic hero back story oh noes orphan
establishing scenes of hipster loserism
unrealistic spider bite
oh no uncle ben
with great power comes great responsibility oh shit we're in a reboot we have to say this in a different way
gwen stacy is better than this loser
lizard people
more death for fuck's sake can this kid get a break
aerial shots of spider-man for the sole purpose of selling imax tickets
shame they never made a sequel this movie had such promise

Personality: loser

Abilities: DOES WHATEVER A SPIDER CAN
YOU KNOW HOW THE FUCKING SONG GOES JUST FINISH IT

Augment Skillset: such web much wow

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