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[internship]

Did you know there's a zoo here?

[blabbering]

there's a what??

seriously?????

[internship]

You might think "Gwen, it must be somewhere outside on the grounds," but no, apparently it's in the house.

There's also a bowling alley and a planetarium. Or we could see a movie?

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[blabbering]

IN the house??
that's like
do you think they can somehow make a pocket universe???
maybe that's how they got us here and then there's a pocket universe IN a pocket universe

[blabbering]

[he stops himself. this is date planning. they are date planning.]

i think the big question before we decide is what they're showing at the movie theater
because if it's daddy day camp i'm out, that's it, no more movie theater forever

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[internship]

You've noticed how the house's layout changes all the time, right? How many rooms do we think could be pocket universes?

I guess this would be the first time I've gone on a date in one.

[internship]

No more movies forever? Pretty bold statement, if we're stuck here indefinitely. Should I start practicing my shadow puppets?