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@woodsboro

[mpaa]

( Hi, blabbery, tall, crazy long-fingered stranger. Billy has no friends. Billy is going to try and... make some friends. )

You going to movie night?

[blabbering]

yeah
yeah totally
i promised my girlfriend we could go if it wasn't daddy day care and it is in fact not daddy day care

you going?

[mpaa]

what the fuck is daddy day care

someone named a movie that?

girlfriend, really. didn't you just get here?

i might. not big on romantic comedies, but a movie's a movie

[blabbering]

oh my god
i wish i was you
you live in a world in which you've never had to witness the horrors of daddy day care and i can't even begin to tell you how seriously jealous i am

just think of the worst movie you've ever seen and imagine something ten times worse and you've got daddy day care

[anyway. before he rants on that all day!]

but yeah i mean that's not mutually exclusive
just getting here and having a girlfriend i mean
she's from home
we dated and we broke up before and now we're trying again
you know how it goes

[mpaa]

you need some help forgetting about it?

worst movie's subjective. some are still classics. not that one. but some.

yeah, people break up. people get taken across universes.

[blabbering]

i bet that happens all the time here
the breaking up, the inter-dimensional travel after the breakup
all that

tuesday for this house

[is it really, though? is it really]

ok but if you're telling me you've got one of those flashy men in black things that wipes your memory? count me in
but specifically about daddy day care
not other stuff

[mpaa]

probably, if you're lucky enough to get your partner in crime

tuesday?

if i had one, i'd use it on you. i'll work on a way to help scrub your brain

[blabbering]

yeah tuesday
or monday or friday or you know any day of the week, doesn't really matter, probably happens everyday, you could pick any day you wanted

[if the question is 'what the fuck is he talking about', then peter sure doesn't have that answer, either!]

seriously, though, man?
i appreciate it
that's gotta be the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me
because daddy day care is a movie you definitely want men in black memory wiped

[mpaa]

never heard that before

you stop typing the words daddy daycare at me then you can keep calling me nice